Hansel and Gretel lied

My name is Elvira Hokum but more frequently known as the Wicked Witch. I know the history books report Hansel and Gretel’s version of what happened in the deep dark woods on my property, but they lied. I want to set the record straight and tell what really happened.

Hansel and Gretel had been at my house for about a month, but managed to find their way back home and reported everything to the local newspaper. But it isn’t true. This is what happened.

Hansel and Gretel are brats who manipulate, deceive, and lie and everyone believes them because they’re so cute. They said their step-mother hate...