Declaration of a non-candidate for president of the United States

After long and careful consideration, I have decided not to run for President of the United States in 2020. I realize this may come as a disappointment to my supporters, and I will leave my future options open, but the timing is just not right.

This should not be construed to mean that I am not qualified. Admittedly, I don’t know how to use Twitter, but I could learn.

Joe Biden stated that he is the best qualified American for the job, but the only thing he does better than the average citizen is find the White House bathroom. I have known second-grade teachers who are much better motivational...