Cheney Free Press -

Aunt Sweetie and Uncle Salty have been married for quite some time, years in fact, but then who’s counting when life is so grand? You may remember that Aunt Sweetie is of the Werther’s Original clan; however no one refers to them as a clan but rather a noted family, originally from this notorious town of Hershey. The family emigrated from Cadbury, settling on 5th Avenue in Hershey. One day, Aunt Sweetie went for a walk in the park on Candy Corn Lane. As she strolled along by herself she met a Big Hunk of a guy who looked like he was from another Galaxy. This huge Bazooka went by the nam...