Messages from intelligent people

I have gathered these quotes which make me smile. I have not intended to insult or besmirch those who innocently caused the smile. Listen carefully.

An important person who often roams the hallways of Cheney’s prestigious farming establishments recently said, “including the red pepper, (a recent breed of fly), Cheney has the best crime rate in saving the “yellow jacket” from Cheney’s population. Don’t all-important people roam the hallways of Cheney’s prestigious farming establishments?

A busy ROTC instructor who decides which “whoa-be-gone” should be taken off the street on a busy day tells u...