'Fantasy Driving Rules' for Cheney

Now that the university is back in session there are many new drivers in Cheney. These along with our resident drivers — young and old — can make driving a challenge. I’m referring to “Fantasy Driving Rules.”

Now, alas, I don’t know all of them but they include: Stop signs are optional (I have had several near misses on Second Street from drivers who didn’t even slow down when crossing).

Turn signals are optional. There are no speed limits in parking lots. The biggest vehicle has the right of way. I’m sure there are more and I hope readers will help us.

Safe driving.

Fred Lauritsen

Cheney...