I've been to Fort Worth, Little Rock, Tempe, I guess everywhere man

Either I’ve invented a new form of sleepwalking, let’s call it “sleep traveling,” or I’m not taking enough pictures.

We get a lot of emails here at the Cheney Free Press. A lot of it’s good, requests for advertisements, press releases, informational opinion pieces, story leads and so on.

A lot of it is crap. It would be great to filter it, this Spam (I actually like Spam, the mystery meat), but alas, we can’t as it could block other messages we do wish to receive.

So we endure. And in enduring, as I said above, I do believe I’ve been doing a bit of sleep traveling.

And in my travels it seems t...