June 27, 2013 | Vol. 117 -- No. 10

Of Cabbages and Kings: This one is really for the birds

A true story with a couple of little writer added embellishments

Day 1: See those birds. Wonder where they came from. Must be 20 or 30 of them. Look how they swoop, kinda like ballerinas. Wish I could do that. Why do you suppose they’re hanging around my house?

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Day 2: What’s going on? Stop that! Oh, my windows, my windows. All around the house. Get the broom. I can’t stand out here all day. What a mess. They’re coming right at me. They’re building nests! This is not a bird hotel. What’ll we do? Careful, that bird’s dive-bombing your face. Duck, duck! Oh, that was close. Let’s call Jarms Ace Hardware.

Day 3: Balloons, who would have tho...

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